..your son picks up the shirt, that you have taken out to wear that morning, looks at it questioningly and asks "Yeh shirt kis bachhe ki hai?" (This shirt belongs to which kid?). And when I said its mine, he looks at me with raised brows and says "Yeh to aapke liye chhoti hai. Yeh aapko nahi aayegi." (This is small for you. It won't fit you.)
I suddenly felt so 'fat' hearing his comment and that too right in the morning!!
Edited to add: The shirt size was 'L' and was bought 2-3 months after delivery to fit my huge size in.