What do you do when...

...someone looks at your 10 month baby in a frock, hairband, sandals with ears pierced asks you "Why have you dressed the baby as a girl?" I was stumped, confused and thought I hadn't heard the question right so asked him to repeat.

And then I responded "Because she is a girl!" leaving that person say "Ohh!"

Correct way to weigh yourself

The correct way to weigh yourself:

I can't believe I was doing it wrong all these years. Were you too?

:D

When you share the same name..

Me and How do we know have been planning to meet again since last week but somehow it has not been working out. I was to confirm her if we can meet on this Tuesday but I forgot to call. So I called her up today to talk to her and plan for maybe tomorrow. And before I tell you further about our conversation, let me tell you we both share the same name. So imagine the following:

She: Hello?

(Name changed for confidentiality purpose :P)
Me: Annie!
She: Yeah!

Me: Annie!
She: Yeah?

Me: Annie..
She: Yeah??

Me: Its me..Annie!
She: Ohh yaar!! Yahi hoga jab ek naam ke do log baat karenge!

And we both had a hearty laugh :)

I wanna be a bear!

Got this in a email forward and just LOVVVED it! Read on..especially you women folks...you are gonna love it too!!

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In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you are a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you are supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you are a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a momma bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat!

Yup, gonna be a bear!

A conversation overheard at the hair saloon...

This is the conversation, verbatim, I heard between the hairdresser (HD) and the boy of the age 9 or so while I was getting Betu's haircut done.

Boy: "Bhaiyya latest cuts kaun se hain?"

HD: "Aapko kaunsa chahiye?"

Boy: "Latest cuts ke kya naam hain?"

HD: "Main bhool gaya"

Boy: "*said some name which I couldn't understand.* cut mein kya hota hai?"

HD: "Usme chhote chhote baal hote hain"

Boy: "Bhaiyya mere par achha to lagega na woh cut?"

HD: "haan"

Boy: "Bhaiyya oil laga hai mere balon mein aaj"

HD: "Koi baat nahi"

Boy: "Bhaiyya John Abraham jaise kar do"

HD: "ok"

Boy: "Bhaiyya bahut chhote mat karna. John Abraham jitne chhote kar do"

HD: *Doesn't say anything*

Boy: "Bhaiyya cycle to chori nahi hogi meri?"

HD: "Lock nahi kari?"

Boy: "Nahi"

Boy: "Bhaiyya nahane ke baad kanghi to nahi karni padegi? Apne aap khade go jayenge?"

HD: "Haan"

Boy: "Bhaiyya in balon ka kya karte ho? Jala dete ho?"

HD: "Jala dete hain ya bag mein bhar kar gift kar dete hain!" (smiling to himself)

HD: "Kisne bola aise cut ke liye?"

Boy: "Mujhe pasand hai"

Boy: "Bhaiyya John Abraham cut ka kya naam hai?"

At this point Anirudh's haircut was almost done and I diverted my attention to Betu. I touched his head to see if its fine and guess what do I hear.

"Mumma aap touch mat karo. Aap touch karoge to baal kharaab ho jayenge"

*rolling my eyes* OK boss!

Sent on my BlackBerry® from Hutch

Why is English hard to learn?

Found this funny compilation and felt it was quite interesting.

Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn:

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.

2. The farm was used to produce produce.

3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.

4. We must polish the Polish furniture.

5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10. I did not object to the object.

11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row.

13. They were too close to the door to close it.

14. The buck does funny things when does are present.

15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

What babies do inside? -- Very Funny!

I got these funnies as a mail forward from a friend and I found it quite funny and also cute at the same time!