Wednesday, April 9, 2008

I wanna be a bear!

Got this in a email forward and just LOVVVED it! Read on..especially you women folks...you are gonna love it too!!
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In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you are a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you are supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you are a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a momma bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat!

Yup, gonna be a bear!

12 comments:

  1. its first time i am here.....
    nice post ...njoyed reading.....

    but can u plzzz write how it feels to b male bear...coz it is really bad if we had to marry bears...lols..

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  2. like i said the last time i saw this fwd, being shown nude on tv is a side effect :)

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  3. Manuscrypts : But if I were a bear, being shown nude won't matter..right? :D

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  4. Ahhh...that was a funniest stufff. Very good..
    AM

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  5. thanks for the wishes, hon :)

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  6. WOW ..THIS IS TOOOO GOOD ...I want to join you and be a bear ;-)

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  8. .... at least there'll be peace on earth for 6 months.

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  9. hi nm...had sent u a mail on the 1st. did u get it?

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  10. nirmal: Welcome! Pls come more often :)

    Stone: I'm sure that peace will kill you men! You will not survive more than a day without us women! :D

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